Seenager's - Wendy(McCrea)Smith

Submitted By Wendy (McCrea ) Smith from the 2019 reunion.... enjoy

 I JUST discovered our age group! I'm a Seenager (senior teenager). I have everything I wanted as a teenager, only its 55-65 years later. I don't have to go to school or work. I get an allowance every month. I have my own pad. I don't have a curfew. I have a drivers licence and my own car. I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store - I like the wine store best. The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant; they aren't scared of anything. They have been blessed to live this long - why be scared? And I don't have acne. Life is Good! If you're a Seenager, you'll feel much more intelligent after reading this. Brains of older people are slow because they know so much. We don't decline mentally with age - it just takes us longer to recall facts because we have more information in our brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure on your inner ear. Also, older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand wondering what they came for. It's NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise. SO THERE!